I hate testosterone

Earlier today I was sitting on a bench in a public space while my friend Theo was ripping on hipsters when this really really sensitive (some would call him gay) guy named Jake walked by. My friend Theo, who is the opposite of reserved yells out, "Like a fucking hipster like that. Look at him, what a fucking hipster." And I said, "No he's not, he's just gay." This was a really fucking bro thing to say, I know, but don't blame me, blame testosterone. Anyways, this isn't the funny part. The funny part is how later that day at dinner that kid, Jake, came to sit at my table. After about eight minutes of sitting there, he randomly asks me, "hey, were you the one who called me gay earlier?" I said, "yeah." That's all I have to say about that. It was hilarious.