This mourning at breakfast I made an observation: Everyone sucks. I was standing in line for some delicious GS breakfast food when some bitch cut in front of me and said, "sorry!!" really cutely, as if saying sorry satiated my raging hunger. I was about to just fucking leave but I was too hungry to be proud. Anyways, when I finally got my food and sat down, I noticed there was one other person in the dining hall who I was actually on a talking-to basis with. They opted to sit by themselves. I was by myself. Wow, I must actually be as repulsive as I think I am. This already wonderful breakfast got even better. As I was staring at my cutlery, a very strange thing to do, I noticed a girl I find very attractive staring at me as if to say, "are you about to kill yourself, cus' if you are, can you do it over there?" I was very embarrassed, so I got up as fast as I could and tripped and nearly fell, but I did manage to drop my silverware, my cup, and everything formerly on my plate. As I was picking up my cup, I noticed only the inside was shiny, the outside was textured and frosty from the ice. It was the worst breakfast ever. That's all I have to say about that.
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