Imagine if grass could talk. All it would say would be, "AH, FUCK! I HATE THIS SHIT!" Grass has the shittiest role in nature, all it does is provide its physical being for the use of animals' defecation and walking pleasure. All anyone ever does involving grass is either walk on it or piss on it, and when I say anyone, I am including animals. I think the word fuck was invented by grass. Believe it or not, I was sober when I thought of this.
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