I'm not an underacheiver and fuck you maggie

I hate everything. The other day in math class I was staring blankly at my math book thinking about lobsters when my teacher called on me. I had no idea what we were doing and I did the only logical thing to do in that situation, go "ugghghghhh...Huh?" My teacher told me to pay attention and called on some smart person. But thats not what bugged me, it was what my classmate said to me afterwards. She said, "Nick, you're such an underachiever." And for the record, she's a bitch. I didn't say anything, but for the rest of the seventy-five minute class instead of sleeping I thought about how achieving exactly what I hope to achieve is underachieving. I hate other peoples' standards and expectations. That's like saying ants are underachievers because I expect them to harvest corn instead of sugar. I'm not even capable of becoming a great mathematician. I hate you Maggie, you make my head hurt.

Aokigahara and dead old people

So my friend Dave just told me about this place called Aokigahara. It is apparently the third most popular suicide site in the world, with like 500 dead bodies found since 1950 or something. This is nuts, because when I "researched" it (went to wikipedia) it said this ritual called ubasute was common there. Ubasute, according to wikipedia, is the practice of taking old and useless people to desolate places to let them die. What the fuck?! Why didn't I think of this? It makes so much sense. If I was Hitler and had to do a genocide of any group of people, it would be old people. Or fat people. Essentially, just people who appear to me to be useless. Like clowns. That's all I have to say about that.

Mike Birbiglia and me wasting my life

One of the reasons I started this blog was because of a Mike Birbiglia joke about how everyone has a blog, about anything. You should listen to the joke, it's funny. Anyways. This is actually kind of awkward, because I am sort of talking to myself but imagining other people reading it, which will probably not happen. BT-dub, this is my first post ever. Yay.