I have an ingenious idea. This shit is going to go viral, como ebola zaire. It is a website, and it will be called I'm a big fat hairy clitoris.com. The best part about this plan, apart from the fact that it will most definately get me expelled and destroy all chances of me attending an institution of higher study, is that the domain name isn't already taken. That's right, the domain name imabigfathairyclitoris.com has not already been thought up by some other genius.
The second best part about this plan is that a certain advanced IB english teacher (who also happens to be part of the Community Assistance Team) will be the logo, spokesperson, and general subject material of this website. Vice BFHC (big fat hairy clitoris) will be a certain greeter for meeting for worship at a certain quaker high school. This website will be a conglomeration of comical pictures starring and portraying figurative (NOT LITERAL) big fat hairy clitorises. This will not be a porn site (julian...) but a funny site, like FML, or highdeas. (Speaking of highdeas, I came up with a great one on saturday: Ketchup is like the lubricant of the food world. Drugs are bad for you.) The site will also allow for funny comments made by members, like FML and highdeas. An example would be, "Today I woke my husband up, whom I've been married to for twenty years, by turning on the blender at four in the morning. Im a big fat hairy clitoris." LAUGH YOU ASSHOLES, THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!1
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