Fuck vol. 2

I have a ten page research paper that i have had six months to work on and have absolutely nothing done for it. I am failing english. I was caught with paraphernalia in my room (not allowed), so now my reputation as an awesome, happy person is slandered. My D.C. will be during exam week, which I will have plenty of time to study for because of not being able to achieve inebriation. Today was meatless thursday. My life is fantastic.