Mike Birbiglia and me wasting my life

One of the reasons I started this blog was because of a Mike Birbiglia joke about how everyone has a blog, about anything. You should listen to the joke, it's funny. Anyways. This is actually kind of awkward, because I am sort of talking to myself but imagining other people reading it, which will probably not happen. BT-dub, this is my first post ever. Yay.